Rule of Law
Don’t drop a beer on a man’s balls, especially when he’s playing Mario Kart
In a game of skill, I was playing Mario Kart, mid-race. Three others were playing against me. Bucky was not currently playing, as he had recently lost and had to forfeit his controller. One current player requested a beer from the box of beer. Bucky handed him a beer. I requested no such beer. Bucky still proceeded to drop a beer on my balls from approximately one foot in the air. I believe the beer was a craft beer of some sort.
From the Bench
A ruling has not yet been issued on this case.