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Case #2012-ML694

John Doe, Plaintiff vs.State of Man Law, Defendant

Court of Man Law Violations

Rule of Law

Come as a crew leave as a Crew!

Case Summary

When I turned 18, two of my best friends and another friend of a friend all went to a “club”. It was an 18 and over club, and when we got there I forgot my drivers license. Consequently, I was told that I was not allowed to go into the club. The other three guys with me said they wanted to go in anyway for just a little to see how things were. The bouncers said that I could not even remain in the parking lot so they made my friend park his car if I was to remain in the car. It was a VERY tough neighborhood and I had to sit in the car. The guys all went in except for me, and after 4 hours they finally came out and we went home. I believe that this is a MAN LAW VIOLATION! If one friend cannot go in, then all must leave. What say you?

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10 responses to “John Doe vs. State of Man Law”

  1. We go as a team.We play as a team.We leave as a team.

  2. The problem here is whether or not the opportunity to at least try to pick up women is involved. If that case, the wait is justified.

  3. Never leave a man behind. period. If attempting a pickup of a women the
    man may go alone or if more than 1 other man is available may go in with
    a wingman.

  4. Seamus O'Toole says:

    I to have been a victim of this Man Law violation…..I feel your pain.

  5. Zack Cordova says:

    This is a Man Law Violation! If you go out as a group … you leave as one. I agree… no one gets left behind! As the saying goes… “It ain’t easy having pals”!

  6. Justin B says:

    Yes, this is a Man Law violation. However, since you are partially to blame due to not bringing your ID, you would be required to pay the cover charge or buy the first round of the next club you go to as a group.

  7. Jason says:

    “Come as one, leave as one”. Your three friends owe you two drinks a piece for this violation. This is also a CLEAR violation of the “Brothers before females” or colloquially, “Bros before hoes” Man Law. As such, you are granted to cock-block them all in the presence of a woman who rates at least 7 out of 10.

  8. Warren says:

    This was a tough one because you are in violation also on at least 3 accounts 1. men don’t make mistakes like that 2. If in the event a man makes a mistake like that then he must immediately improvise to improve the situation and 3. you sat in the car for four hours, how did that make you feel? I do believe yes this is a violation ” No MAN left behind” but you might want to step your game up a little.

  9. Maria Smith says:

    Thank you for the article.

    Great blog that I enjoyed reading.

  10. B Keyes says:

    Yes a violation. How bad? Need more background.

    Is this a place where the individual has been allowed in frequently, in the past without ID.?

    How old do you look? I mean if you look like you are18 going on 12. Bring your ID with you everywhere including 7-11 for slurpies.
    (You might pass as a “tween” and feel that is a handicap now, that feeling passes as you roll into your thirties. Trust. I know).

    Is this the only place to go? Cant a friend stay back with you, while your other two friends scout the place? Do you drive? Why not go grab your ID while this is happening?

    There are a lot of options to explore before this needs to devolve into a situation where someone gets left behind-which should never happen. Members of elite military forces would rather die in the field than leave brothers behind. Any group with pride and respect, DO NOT ALLOW INDIVIDUALS TO BE LEFT BEHIND, PERIOD. Allowing this to happen diminishes the entire group.

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